The other day my girlfriend and I were driving down to the mall, passing “liberty” “university” when at a stop light a group of liberty students started angrily honking at me. They saw my atheist bumper sticker and gave me the finger. How christian of them. Who would Jesus flick off? I gave them the finger back as a knee-jerk reaction but instantly wished I had been more witty and given them the peace sign instead…
“Liberty” “university” is a sore on Lynchburg. Jerry Falwell, after being expelled from Lynchburg College for alcoholism, eventually established this christian extremist “school” and went about buying up as much of the town as he could. He also strong armed local businesses to conform to his will. A local movie theater was moved to be closer to LU in order so the students there could go see a movie and be back before their 11′oclock curfew.
Naming the “school” liberty” is some kind of Orwellian double speak joke. One look at “The liberty way” (their student hand book) shows that liberty has nothing to do with it. (I posted a link to another site that has the list, their website PDF is down at the time being) Here are some excerpts
1 Reprimand
Curfew violation (1 additional reprimand for each half-hour late until 2:00 a.m.)
4 Reprimands + Written Warning
Absence from required meeting
Disturbance/non-participation during Convocation
Dress/hair code violation: male or female
Horseplay (plus financial restitution)
Improper personal contact (anything beyond hand-holding)
Improper sign out
Missing Convocation
Music code violation
Outside residence hall after curfew
Unauthorized borrowing (plus financial restitution)
6 Reprimands + $35 Fine
Attendance at a dance [WTF?!?!]
Direct disobedience/disrespect
Gambling
Improper social behavior
Possession and/or use of tobacco
Visiting residence lobby or entryway of opposite sex on campus or allowing the same
12 Reprimands + $70 Fine
Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an “R,” “NC-17″ or “X”-rated movie
Deception
Entering the space above ceiling tiles [happen often?]
Obscene, profane or abusive language or behavior
Out of residence hall overnight or substantial portion of the night without permission (after 2:00 a.m.)
Participation in an unauthorized petition or demonstration [1st Amendment rights? WTF.]
Possession and/or viewing of pornography
Students of the opposite sex visiting alone at an off-campus residence
Visiting the residence hallway of the opposite sex
18 Reprimands + $100 Fine
(regardless of previously paid fines) + 18 hours Disciplinary Community Service + 50% Scholarship Reduction
Association with those consuming alcohol
Failure to properly identify oneself
Racial harassment
Sexual harassment (i.e., unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors or other conduct or comments of a sexual nature)
Sexual misconduct and/or any state of undress
Visiting bedroom of the opposite sex on/off campus or allowing the same
30 Reprimands + $150 Fine
(regardless of previously paid fines) + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal and/or possible 100% Scholarship Reduction. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.
Abortion [wow....]
Failure of three (3) Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Immorality [meaning what?]
Involvement with witchcraft, seances or other satanic or demonic activity [Hahahahaha! This is hilarious!]
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room
“Liberty” alright….wow….just wow. They’re really big on the no sex thing. The ironic twist is that a lot of parents send their poor kids to this jesus freak “school” to “pray the gay away” and the kids are locked up in dorms with all the same sex…..priceless.
As for the “university” part. The “school’s” biology department denies evolution. How the hell can you have biology without evolution? You can’t! Modern medicine and science are built upon the idea of evolution. The scary thing is I’ve heard they want to try and create a medical doctor program….A doctor that doesn’t believe your disease will evolve if you don’t take all your medication, and that if you die under his care you’ll go to a better place……wow.
The “school” also claims to have dinosaur bones that are 3,ooo years old….That’s a disgrace to science and education. You can see Dawkins go off when he hears about this here. The place is disgusting. Founded by the son of a bootlegger who shot his brother, Jerry Falwell is a horrendous bigot. He even went on to say that 9/11 was god’s will. The scary thing is Falwell told Legal Affairs magazine that the LU “school” of law is “training lawyers to infiltrate the profession to return the country to a Judeo-Christian model.”
The “school” also leaves a physical scare on the town of Lynchburg. They cut down a huge section of trees on a local hill to put up a tacky “LU” on the mountain top:

The sad thing is, the school gets their students to change their address to Lynchburg so they can vote in local elections. The influx of about 25,000 more votes gives the school a lot of power to shape elections in the small town. I’m not sure if they currently have control of city council through their own chosen alums, but if they do then the council and zoning powers become a rubber-stamp for this extremist group.
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